No Fun Allowed!

The administration at Bonny Eagle High School in Maine denied a graduating senior his diploma. What did the young hoodlum do to have such a thing happen. After all, he was in his cap and gown, attending the graduation ceremony with his classmates, and was called up on the stage to receive the diploma that culminated his achievement. What disruptive misbehavior would result in such a penalty.

He blew his mom a kiss. That's it!

The school administration says he broke the rules, so was sent back to his seat without the coveted certificate. They said that they don't want to have a repeat of the infamous silly string incident that disrupted the ceremony a while back. "Four years ago we had some issues with silly string and beach balls," said sourpuss Superintendent of Schools, Suzanne Lukas.

I Want To Hold Your Diploma

In a first of its kind, Liverpool Hope University in the Beatles' home town in England is offering a post-graduate degree in, what else, The Beatles. The band that broke up 40 years ago is now the subject of the Masters degree, and the University says there have been many inquiries from around the world, including the United States.

I wonder what type of job you could get with such an advanced degree. Maybe you are also taught to say, "Would you like fries with that?".