From the "you can't make this stuff up" files, the Austin American-Statesman is reporting today the bizarre case of an Austin police officer who has been accused of having a relationship with a prostitute. That's not the weird part. He pays her with clothing. That's weird, but still not the weird part. You want to know what the weird part is? He gets the clothing by taking her shopping at Wal-Mart and letting the prostitute shop from his wife's closet! Now that's weird! I told you...you can't make this stuff up!
No doubt, there is one pissed off wife in Austin, Texas tonight. Just when Texas Monthly publishes their 2007 "Bum Steer Awards", we have a contender for next year's list.