Dumb Criminals in Colorado

Two Denver-area young women may need to reconsider if a life of crime is a good career move for them. It appears that they do not have the brain power to be a success in that field of endeavor.

KUSA-DT reports that the two teens went into a used-clothing consignment shop in the Denver suburb of Lone Tree and started tossing clothes into a basket on the floor. They then took off in a waiting getaway truck.

Now you first have to consider if it is worth it to steal used clothes. Why not hit the nearby Park Meadows Mall which has Macy's & Nordstrom? But the next part is what should make these girls reconsider their career choice. It turns out that one of them gave the store owner her name and cell phone number on a form to have the store sell some of her used clothing. Police merely had to give her a call.

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Here's Your Sign!

Comedian Bill Envall does a comedy routine about how stupid people should be required to wear a sign warning the rest of us. His catch phrase when someone does something dumb is “Here’s your sign!” The Orlando (FL) Sentinel reports on a woman who is without a doubt, in need of such a sign.

The Orlando Police Department dispatcher received a call from this woman saying that her car’s electrical system was malfunctioning, and that she was locked inside her car, and that she was getting very hot and not feeling well.

The dispatcher asked her if she could manually pull up the knob to unlock the car. After saying she would try, the woman responded that she was able to do so and open the door. Yet another life saved by the quick thinking heroes of the Orlando PD!

To the survivor of this ordeal…Here’s your sign!